Monday, April 21, 2008

BEER RELATED MAN LAWS

#1 DONT FRUIT THE BEER
-Reguardless of the circumstances, no fruit is allowed in or around beer.
note: Only applies for men- women, fruit on!

#2 TOASTING REGULATIONS
-When toasting with a fellow beer drinker, beers should clink on the bottom. Clinking on the top swaps saliva, thus qualifying as kissing.

#3 CAN CRUSHING
-It is no longer "hard" to crush a can on your forehead. Modern beer technology has created thinner cans. Thearfore killing the old art of thicker meatal can crushing.

#4 UNACCEPTABLE TAPS
-It is not in the least bit funny to tap the top of another fellow beer drinkers bottled beer. This causes an erruption of foam and spillage. There are plenty of other things to laugh at, such as the walk of shame.

1 comment:

Jack Johnson said...

I totally agree with number 4. It pisses me off when people do that.